impulse and iskall : * makes an underground bunker because they think the severs gonna end * mumbo : everyone who sign's up has to swap bases with each other
mumbo : Bye grian * blows a kiss at him * Grian : * GAY PANIC *
bdubs: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise scar: I beg to differ bdubs: Then Beg
iskall: What is your biggest weakness? mumbo: I can be uncooperative. iskall: Okay, can you give me an example? mumbo: No.
grian: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes grian*
grian: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
doc: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
bdubs: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
doc, desperately, as bdubs bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
bdubs: Oh! B positive.
doc: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
bdubs:
keralis: I'm incredibly fast at math.
bdubs: Alright, what's 30x17?
keralis: 47
bdubs: That's not even close.
keralis: But it was fast.
bdubs: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
bdubs: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
mumbo: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
iskall: You were flirting with grian.
mumbo: So what? They're my partner.
iskall: You asked them if they were single.
mumbo:
iskall: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
ren: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
grian: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
impulse: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
grian: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING SCAR WITH ME
bdubs, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
The squad is trying to con some random guy
zedaph: Um, impulse, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
impulse: We need money!
zedaph: You're scamming him?
impulse: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
zedaph: What?! No way!
impulse: Why not? We already stole tango!
tango: Hey guys
zedaph: No, we didn't. tango can think and talk for themself , they can do whatever they want!
tango: I wanna steal
cleo: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
joe: Twelve, actually.
cleo: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
joe: Yours!
cleo: That's right: no one's.
*grian and scar skipping stones on lake*
grian: It's such a beautiful evening.
scar, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
( dnf one if you don't mind )
dream: gogy! My face is on fire!
gogy: dream! Are you ok?!
dream: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
gogy: But your face is on fire.
dream: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
(A/N)
hey bitches ! I'm back ( well this story is ) I want on hiatus for a few months . I kinda forgot about if so yeah sorry . I have a few chapters lined up so I won't be late posting . This story has grown quite a bit so thankyou for all the love and support . hope you have a great day . love you all from the bottom of my heart . btw 548 words . bye :)
- Grace <3
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