"Why does my suit have a boob breastplate and in front of the breastplate?"
"It would be stupid if the armor had fit everything but didn't accommodate for your size. Having one of my ten top feel ineffective because a part of their body didn't fit would be extremely hypocritical of me, and disrespectful to you."
"Hmm, well my back feels better."
"I also included an enhanced corset vest for you, should help with your back problems."
Another young girl comes in. "Why does she get the special treatment, but I don't."
She tripped on the floor, and the multiple grenade, bullet, cannon, rifle, and laser machines opened up. She was forced to yell for the emergency shutdown to prevent everyone from entering the laboratory.
"And this is why I told them not to have child soldiers, but no, kids have more intuition they said. Ugh."
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