Loyal Friend: "Hey buddy, can we FaceTime? I know you said we would do it last week to study but you didn't show up."
False Friend: "Nah it's okay, I found someone else I could leach answers off of but I won't leave you hanging....next time."
Loyal Friend: "hey bro, the team tournament's starting, this could dead help my family out of debt why you with this other guy?"
False Friend: "Nah man, I just wanted to win so I teamed up with this guy instead. You could find a random partner in like five minutes, right?"
Loyal Friend: "Hey Bro, look before this killer stabs me in the chest, could you use your gun to shoot him and save us both?"
False Friend: "Nah man, I'mma just go and use you as a meat shield."
Loyal Friend: "Seriously?"
Killer: "Wait a minute, he used you too? I thought you were his accomplice?"
Loyal Friend: "Wait, what did he do to you?"
Killer: "He pretended to be my friend so he could sleep with my girlfriend but when he found out we were together, he snuck into her house while we were having sex, choked her sister to death, and framed me for her murder just so he could sleep with her as comfort. Once I served time for his crime, her family left and he used my gloves so I couldn't file any counter evidence. He's been using you too?" Loyal friend nods.
Killer: "Then you don't deserve to die." Chucks knife into false friend's head.
Loyal Friend: "So what now? You're not gonna kill me?"
Killer: "Nah, I'll just trick the cops into thinking he confessed but couldn't handle the guilt. Live your life and find people that think you're worth a damn."
Author's Note: Speaking from personal experience, pick your friends wisely. There are some people in this world that are fake as shit and will turn on you, but at the same time, you'll find one to three that are absolutely precious and will have your back until the end. You don't need a bunch of friends to be happy. You just need friends that have your back no matter. Healthy friendships>toxic friendships.
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