The group came across a new performer at the school, the latter of which MC was impressed with and was glad to see another POC here. His friends on the other hand to it a step further with every flirt, song he played and wrote, physical prowess he showed, and his impressive dance routines.
"He's like R Kelly except he dated women his own age."
"He's like Bill Cosby except he doesn't use drugs to pick up women."
"He's like Chris Brown but without the domestic abuse that he still hasn't gotten over and rapping about his dick in every other song."
"He's like Tiger Woods, except its a career we actually care about and isn't a cheater."
"Okay, I get it! We get unfairly criminalized a lot, but every famous black men is Nelson Mandela. Man, I need better male black role models."
"What about Martin Luther King Jr?"
"Living black role models."
"Barack Obama?"
"Ehh, he was mid-tier and he's too polarizing."
"Chadwick Bose...oh, right right sorry."
"Yup. Rest in peace to the goat."
"Kendrick Lamar and Jordan Peele?"
"Okay, they could work."
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