Mary and Gary went up to his room and engaged in a soft steamy and wet kiss before having several questions.
"Wait, are we sure we're not going to get interrupted?"
"Yeah, of course, your brother's sleeping right?"
"Yeah he could walk in and see us."
"So?"
"I'm not exposing my little brother to nudity."
"Maybe we should knock him out?"
"No that's child abuse."
"Kids abuse each other all the time."
"That doesn't make it okay!"
"Okay, well what should we do?"
Mary snapped her fingers and locked the door.
"Huh, why didn't we think of that? Wait, how do I get out?"
She headed out and he heard noise from outside. When he opened the window as high as possible, she ended up dragging a trampoline.
"Right, you're loaded."
"Think you can land?"
"If I drag my feet down some of the bricks, maybe. Okay let's do it."
"Wait, I feel like we're forgetting something else. Oh yeah, he might hear us."
She opened up her laptop and tv, raising the volume high enough that her brother couldn't hear on the latter, and pumped up the volume for music, particularly one that could get them in the mood.
"Wait, one more thing." She rushed out and headed back in. "Alright, I made sure he had on headphones and he's in a gaming chat with his friends, so I don't get interrupted. Alright, let's get to it."
"Wait!" He ran to the door, closed it, and locked it. Then he went to the curtains and closed them down.
"Okay, now we're ready."
"Alright perfect. Did you bring the condoms?"
"....shit," searching around. "Ahahaha, got it."
The two got flirty and went at it.
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