Author's Note: Everyone has the right to be and feel angry, regardless of race. Shouldn't have to explain why that is.
White Girl: Look, are you friends with that sassy nappy headed h-
Black Guy: Stop right there before you say anything you'll regret. Why is she on the ground crying and in pain, and you're just leaving like you did nothing wrong.
White Girl: All I did was have a little fun with her, and she just cursed and shouted in my face. Why are your women so angry all the time?
Black Guy: So you didn't barge into her room with your friends, cut off some of her hair when she was sleeping, then gagged her when she tried to get up? I think she has every right to be angry after all of that.
White Girl: I'm not getting in trouble because that chocolate crap head couldn't crack a smile. You tell anyone else about this, and I'll make sure you're the one that gets in trouble.
The next day, White Girl gets expelled from college for breaking and entering and physical assault.
Black Girl: You recorded her the whole time? I thought you didn't like me.
Black Guy: I don't trust anyone. I thought you hated me, but no one deserves to go through that. You already have a lot going on your plate. How do you feel?
Black Girl: I'm still pissed. But, a little better. I should've punched her lights out, but you know.
Black Guy: At least you're here, and she's not. After class, you wanna go pick out some extensions until it grows back?
Black Girl: Sure.
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