WeChat: D&Y (AU)

WeChat D &Y: status Single? 🧐(AU)

D :Yuuuueeee, you really is the most bonker woman I know! 🙄

Y : I am what I am😠

D : I know that, let me rephrase it. I thought I knew who you were!

I never thought you were so messy in bed Yue, did you sleeping like that?😳

Y : I never said I am a tidy person! 😠😠

D : haha! Tidy? you are not. Tiny? Yes !

Y : I am me! I won't change for anyone !

Take it of leave it 😡

D : alright, alright, I TAKE IT.

Jeez Yue, for a midget you are so fiery!

Y : stop use physical with me D 😬

D : but that's my term of endearment, as you know, believe it or not!

Your tininess, your messiness, your craziness it doesn't matter to me.

Like Daoming Si said, I don't know why I like you. It just happened.

I wish you could admit it and honest with yourself 🙄

Y : I always honest with myself.

D: by keep telling everyone that you are single in every opportunity, yeah right🙄

Y : but I am ..., am I ?

D : think again

Y : ...

D : feel again

Y : hmm,

D : there, be true with yourself, if you can't be honest with me,

.... why you keep rejecting every guys who try approach you?

And how on earth you portraying yourself like that in all your self-draws?

Any normal guy will turned off, silly woman🙄

Y : what? 🥺

D : yue-yue ( chuckles )

Who wants a drooling girl, clumsy woman, disaster in the kitchen, messy in the bedroom, sleeping in the toilet, keep losing stuff, getting lost all the time.

You are an absolute nightmare!

You ticked all the boxes for the girl unfit to date ( chuckles again)

Y : seriously D? 😩

D : seriously you asked me Yue ? 🙄

You just advertise yourself as DONT FANCY ME, DONT PICK ME, DONT DATE ME. I am outrageous! Run away from me.. 

If you aiming to be single forever, then your message is successful! Haha

Y : I wasn't...

D : lucky for you, I'm not normal guy 🤗 it's okay, I got you. You can tell everyone that you're single, you can show them you are hilarious! But as long as you never plan to date anyone else. It's fine by me! We can call our relationship as 'CLASSIFIED '

Y : what kind relationship is that?🙄

D : it's classic and satisfied 😍