It was a normal day in Funkyville, people were rap battling and 2 certain midgets were driving to 7/11 to get a Slurpee and some M&M's.
Keith and Pico exited their 2013 Honda Accord hatsune miku themed car and then entered the convenience store. "Alright bitch I want some M&M's, gimme now or I'll peg you" The ginger said aggressively, ready to penetrate someone's butthole
"Lmao k I need cash you fucking alien" the cashier replied "I don't got money I just want chocolate ;-;"
"Sorry if you don't got the cash then I can't help u lmao poor person" Then pico pulled out his signature Uzi and shot the cashier a couple times, contemplating if he could use the body as a fleshlight before checking on Keith.
Keith however was having a brain freeze from drinking the slurpee liquid straight from the machine
"Pico I think 8m having a seizure pls help me owo" Then Pico proceeded to pick up the smaller blue haired child and threw him out the store window. "Ow >:("
The red haired kid then raided all the candy in the 7/11 and exited
Keith was outside, drinking the gas from the gas station right next to it and Pico had the most chaotic idea ever
Lido has cigarettes in his pocket because he was an epic bad boy who does alcohals and drugs and sexes anyways he lit it up and set the gas station on fire.
The 2 drove away eating M&M's and leaving the burning gas station to someon else
The end
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