Sam: Hey. Bucky.
Sam: Guess what?
Bucky: What?
Sam: It's Easter.
Bucky: Yeah, and?
Sam has sent Bucky a photo:
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Sam: On Easter Sunday, as it is written, Jesus Christ was resurrected from death.
Bucky: You have got to be kidding me.
Bucky: How did you even find that? Did Shuri send it to you?
Sam: I may or may not have been snooping around on Steve's old laptop.
Bucky: I'm trying to forget about my emo phase, man.
Sam: Emo phase? More like Jesus phase.
Bucky: I hate you.
Bucky: Hey, are you going to Thor's Easter egg hunt later?
Sam: I wasn't planning on it. Why?
Bucky: So you let Thor kidnap your unhatched children, hide them all over Avengers Tower, and you're not even going to look for them?
Sam: I'm blocking you.
Bucky: You say that but you never actually do it.
Sam: Well I'm gonna do it this time.
Bucky: That's what you said the last three thousand times.
Sam has blocked Bucky.
Bucky: Well.
Bucky: I guess I'm finally free then!
Sam has unblocked Bucky.
Sam: JUST KIDDING
Bucky has blocked Sam.
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