Y/N has created a group text.
Y/N has added Thor, Bucky, and Tony.
You: Hey guys, I know that I literally just started working here, but I need a HUGE favor from one of y'all.
Thor: Of course! Anything for the lovely Y/N!
Bucky: Watcha need?
Tony: Shoot.
You: Can I borrow a hair straightener?
Tony: ...
Thor: I would indeed lend you my straightener of hairs, my lady, but sadly it works only for those who are worthy of it.
Bucky: I have it.
You: Well... can I borrow it then, my dude? Mine broke the other day and now my hair is a complete MESS!
Bucky: Uh, no. I need it.
Bucky: We don't even know if you're worthy, anyway.
Tony: Wait.
Tony: Hold on.
Tony: Everybody zip it.
Tony: Why are you asking me of all people for a hair straightener?
You: Well, you are Iron man, so I thought there was a small possibility that you had a flattening iron.
Tony: Wow.
Tony: Just wow.
Thor: I could ask my dear brother if he has one.
You: I'll do you one better.
Y/N has added Loki.
You: Hey dude.
Loki: Greetings, peasants.
Tony: Peasant? Excuse me, greasy, but have you seen how much money I have?
Tony: CHA-CHING!
You: Do you have a hair straightener that I can borrow, my low-key Loki?
Loki: Nope. You're not touching it.
You: Oh, come on! I look like freaking Cousin It over here!
Bucky: I'm sure you look perfectly fine, Doll.
Thor: I agree with Sir Barnes. You always look most beautiful the way that you are. :)
Y/N has sent a photo.
Tony: JESUS MY EYES!
Thor: By Odin's beard...
Thor: Sir Barnes, Brother, give Y/N your straightener of hairs. At once!
Tony: THE UNIVERSE HANGS IN THE BALANCE!
Loki: Never.
Bucky: But I neeeeeed it.
You: FOR THE LOVE OF GODS, PLEASE! I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LOVED ME!
Loki: Never.
Bucky: You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands, snitches.
You: IS THAT SO, BARNES?
Bucky: YEAH.
Y/N has removed Bucky.
Tony: Holy bread-and-butter-pickle. Girl's gettin' serious.
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