Y/N has created a group text.
Y/N has added James 1, James 2, and James 3.
Y/N has added Loki.
You: Hello, boys :)
Loki: What is the meaning of this?
You: I have decided to challenge you to a little game of chaos.
Loki: And you hope to do that by—what, exactly?—confusing me?
You: Aww, too easy for you?
Loki: You dare taunt me? I am the God of Mischief, the Lord of Chaos.
You: Okay. Let's play then. Which James is which?
James 1: Hey
James 2: Hello!
James 3: Hi
Loki: You are a cruel enchantress, Y/N, but I shall accept your challenge.
Loki: Which one of you is the James with the mechanical arm?
James 3: You really think it's gonna be that easy?
James 1: Two of us technically has a metal arm if you count the War Machine armor.
James 2: I'm just happy to be included. :)
Loki: Come to think of it, I wasn't even aware we knew three Jameses. Who is the third?
You: Rhodes, Barnes, and Woo. But which one is which?
Loki: You creatures could at least give your favorite trickster god a clue.
James 1: I have fought alongside my best friend, and I'm an Avenger.
James 3: ^Same.
Loki: Uh....
Loki: Okay, so I'm pretty sure James 2 is this Woo person. (Who I have never even met.)
You: CORRECT!
Y/N has changed James 2 to Jimmy.
Jimmy: Yay!
James 3: That leaves just me—
James 1: And me.
James 1: Which one am I?
James 3: Which one am I?
Loki: Another clue would be great.
James 1: Our best friend fought to protect one of us when the whole Sokovia Accords thing went down.
Loki: That does not help either!
You: Yeah, that whole event was basically a violent game of "My James is Better Than Your James" lmao
James 3: Haha that's not funny
James 1: Yeah... I was paralyzed, man.
James 1: Oh SH—
You: DUDE!
Loki: AHA! So that means James 3 is Bucky and James 1 is Rhodey!
You: Ugh... CORRECT!
Y/N has changed James 1 to Rhodey.
Y/N has changed James 3 to Bucky.
Loki: Huzzah! I have done it! BOW TO ME!
Bucky: I wouldn't go that far.
You: I guess I need to amp things up for next time then, hm?
Loki: Please, Y/N, never do this to me again.
Jimmy: Oh, come on, this was fun!
Rhodey: Honestly, I thought it would last longer.
You: Which is exactly why I said we should amp things up.
You: Maybe next time I should add all the Peters to the group text.
Loki: Asgard give me strength...
Loki: Please remove me. I must get back to my spa day.
Loki: *causing chaos
Loki: Haha
Loki: Bloody autocorrect. :3
You: Fine. Enjoy your spa day.
Loki: CAUSING CHAOS I SWEAR THAT'S WHAT I MEANT
Y/N has removed Loki.
Bucky: So we're inviting the Peters next time, right?
You: Oh, definitely.
Y/N has removed, Rhodey, Jimmy, and Bucky.
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