Texting With The Avengers

•Respect Your Elders | Part 2•

Bucky has created a group text.

Bucky has added Sam.

Bucky: :)

Bucky: :)

Bucky: :)

Sam: Stop.

Bucky: :)

Bucky: :)

Sam: Stop it.

Bucky: :)

Sam: BARNES CUT IT OUT! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!?

Bucky: Oh ha ha ha. You are such a prankster.

Bucky: :)

Sam: What are you talking about?

Bucky: :)

Bucky: :)

Bucky: Ha ha ha you are so funny.

Bucky: :)

Bucky: So where is it?

Sam: I didn't lose the shield again, man. I have it right next to me.

Bucky: I'm not talking about the shield. I will ask you again.

Bucky: Where.

Bucky: Is.

Bucky: IT!?

Sam: What.

Sam: Are.

Sam: You.

Sam: Talking!

Sam: ABOUT!?

Bucky: Oh ha ha ha ha.

Bucky: I'll give you a hint: I'm texting with one arm right now.

Sam: Oh sh—

Sam: I swear that was not me.

Bucky: Oh, sure. I believe you.

Bucky: :)

Bucky: Totally.

Bucky: :)

Bucky: 100% believe you.

Bucky: :)

Bucky: :)

Bucky: :)

Sam: I'm telling you the truth, man.

Bucky: Of course you are!

Bucky: :)

Sam: When did you last see it?

Bucky: Last night before I went to bed. The perfect time for someone to steal it.

Sam: Do you take it out to sleep? Is there a giant glass of water that you keep it in at night?

Bucky: It's my arm not a pair of dentures.

Sam: Hmmm...

Sam has added T'Challa.

Sam: Hey, can you give us a hand?

Bucky: Wow.

Bucky: Did you really have to word it like that?

T'Challa: Barnes needs a new arm already?

Bucky: Yeah, Sam took my old one.

Sam: I DID NOT!

Sam: I think he just lost it because he's like... ancient.

T'Challa: I am rather busy right now.

T'Challa has added Shuri.

Shuri: What?

T'Challa: Shuri, get this man an arm.

Shuri: I would love to help, but I'm a bit busy working on designing your next suit, Brother. Will you come and help me? I need your opinion on which mask is the most breathable.

T'Challa: Of course. Wilson, Barnes, I am sorry, but my sister and I are too busy to help right now. Maybe contact someone else to help.

Sam: Ugh, fine. Thanks anyway.

Sam has removed T'Challa and Shuri.

Sam has added Tony.

Sam: Hey, Stark, can you help us out here?

Tony: MESSAGE SEND FAILURE

Sam: Oh yeah, I forgot...

Sam has removed Tony.

Bucky: Sam, quit stalling. I know it was you! Respect your elders and give it back!

Sam: But I don't have it!

Bucky: Then who does!? HMMMM!?

Rocket had added Rocket.

Rocket: I might.

Bucky: YOU!

Sam: Uh... what? How did you add yourself?

Rocket: I'm pretty good with hacking into communicators if I do say so myself. One time I turned Quill's into a bomb. HAH! You should've seen the look on his stupid face when it blew up!

Bucky: Give me my arm back. NOW!

Sam: What do you even need it for?

Rocket: It's shiny. And I like me some shiny things.

Rocket: Also Drax told me he needed a new back-scratcher.

Bucky: Someone is using my arm as a BACK-SCRATCHER!?

Rocket: Yeah. That's what I just said.

Sam: Okay, look. I barely know you Rocket, but can you please give Barnes his arm back?

Rocket: I can. But first you two need to answer a question.

Sam: Fine. What?

Rocket: Can I borrow it whenever I want?

Bucky: NO YOU CANNOT!

Rocket: Then I guess you'll never see it again.

Bucky: WAIT! Fine, whatever. Just give it back already!

Rocket: 'Kay. Expect it to arrive in Earth mail in about three days.

Rocket has removed Rocket.

Sam: So, do you have anything to say to me?

Sam: :)

Bucky: Don't even.

Sam: :)

Sam: :)

Bucky: FINE! I'm sorry I accused you. I should've known the talking raccoon was the one behind it. You can't trust those shady fellas.

Sam: Told ya so. :)

Bucky has removed Sam.