Thanos has created a group text using the power of the infinity stones.
Thanos has added Steve, Tony, Thor, Loki, Y/N, and Peter using the power of the infinity stones.
Thanos: Miss me, hoes?
Tony: NO
Thor: BY MY FATHER'S BEARD
Peter: f l a s h b a c k s
You: How is this happening!? You're supposed to be dead!
Thanos: That's what's bothering you about this? I gave Loki a massive pain in the neck and you don't see him in a casket, do you?
Loki: Oh, you know I'm unkillable. ;3
Tony: Yeah... shouldn't I be dead too?
Peter: This is fanfiction, Mr. Stark, a safe place where everything that's canon doesn't matter.
Steve: Why are you texting us, Thanos?
Thanos: I just wanted to say...
Tony: That you're sorry?
Thanos: No.
Thanos: I wanted to say...
You: Just SAY IT
Thanos: ALL YOUR MAMAS ARE SO FAT I COULD ONLY DISINTEGRATE A FOURTH OF HER!!!
You: Dude...
Thor: Indeed, for my mother was killed by a dark elf.
Loki: rip Frigga ;(
Steve: My mom has been dead for decades.
Tony: And my mom was killed by Steve's bestest buddy. *death glare*
Steve: How many times do I have to tell you he's sORRY
Tony: He never apologized to me.
You: Because you DIED
Tony: Mhm. Sure.
Tony has added Bucky.
Tony: APOLOGIZE
Bucky: What'd I do now?
Thanos: HEY! I'm the one that created this group text, so I'm the only one who can add people.
Thanos has removed Bucky using the power of the infinity stones.
Thanos: There. Now it is balanced.
Steve: How dare you...
Thor: Mad Titan, did you seriously just contact us to tease us all? Because I am far too busy making fun of Quill to care right now.
Thanos: I'm actually here bc of Y/N.
Peter: WHAT
Loki: Y/N... working with the enemy... I should have known.
Tony: Says an actual enemy!
Loki: ;3 I'm the real hero of the story and you know it ;3
Tony: Y/N, what did you do to piss Thanus off?
Thanos: *Thanos
Tony: *Thanus
You: I... might have texted him back from the dead and threatened him awhile ago. Just a lil' bit.
Steve: You WHAT
Thanos: Yes. What exactly did you call me? I believe it was an "evil, satanic, purple, no good, panini-chinned sack of turds".
You: I never said that.
Thanos has sent a screenshot using the power of the infinity stones.
Steve: Y/N!
You: I couldn't help myself! I was still salty that he wiped half of the only friends I have from existence!
Tony: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
Thanos: Yeah, she was pretty mean to me. But on the plus side, I got to next base with Lady Death because of her.
Tony: No
You: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Peter: tmi, Mr. Thanus.
Tony: That's my boy.
Thor: I have about had enough of this.
Thor: Brother, do something.
Loki has removed Thanos.
Thanos has Uno-reversed himself back into the text using the power of the infinity stones.
Loki: Well that didn't work.
Thanos: Oh, and another thing.
Steve: What now? Did you find another universe to ruin?
Thanos: To answer your one question, Y/N, my iPhone is an infinity phone.
You: Please never text us again.
Thanos: Only if you promise to never text me again.
You: FINE
Thanos has removed Steve, Tony, Thor, Loki, Y/N, and Peter using the power of the infinity stones.
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