Y/N has created a group text.
Y/N has added Tony, Bruce, Clint, Thor, Loki, Nat, Wanda, Pietro, Bucky, Sam, Peter, and Vision.
You: HAPPY HOLDIAYYYYSSSS!
You: Everyone's here! (Even the people who are supposed to be dead or retired!) I'm so happy!
Thor: The happiest of holidays, comrades!
Clint: Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
Peter: Merry Christmas!
Nat: Happy holidays!
Bucky: It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Tony: Hey. Not everyone's here.
You: Oop. I forgot about Steve.
Y/N has added Steve.
You: Happy holidays, Steve!
Steve: Why are you guys texting? We're literally right in the middle of Christmas dinner right now. Turn your phones off so we can have this conversation face to face.
Nat: Oh, please. Nobody talks at the dinner table anymore.
Tony: Yeah, remember when I took you guys out for shawarma?
Thor: The silence was most uncomfortable.
Steve: We had just saved New York from an alien army. We were TIRED.
Tony: Excuses, excuses.
Loki: I don't remember being invited to that.
Tony: You know exactly why we didn't invite you, Grease-ball.
Loki: Eheheheheheh :3
Peter: Why wasn't I invited?
Tony: It was before your time, Junior.
Peter: Oh okay.
Steve: Enough, guys! Christmas dinner! Come on!
Vision: Yeah, guys. According to my calculations, Steve doesn't have much time left.
Steve: Rude.
Sam: Hold up. Who made the anatomically correct snowmen outside??
You: The what?
Tony: PETER LOOK AWAY!
Peter: Okay.
Thor: MY EYES! WHO DID THIS!?
Bucky: It was Pietro.
Pietro: Snitches get hexed by witches, Barnes.
Bucky: Wanda, stay away from me.
Sam: Get him, Scarlet!
Bucky: NO WANDA PLEASE
Wanda: Relax. I would never hex any of my friends unless they forced me to.
Pietro: Well, I'm forcing you to.
Wanda: Back off, bro.
Clint: Kids, calm down.
Bruce: I'm surprised it wasn't Loki.
Loki: Hey
Thor: No, it was too quick and clean to be Loki.
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