Zola: Good evening, Mr. Schmidt.
Johann Schmidt: Greetings, Dr. Zola. One moment, please.
Johann Schmidt has changed Johann Schmidt to Red Skull.
Red Skull: There we go. Thank you for building this communication box so that we are able to speak from long distances.
Zola: It was my pleasure, sir. What is it that you'd like to discuss?
Red Skull: I was wondering what you thought of my latest logo design.
Zola: The octopus? Yes, yes, I found it quite intimidating.
Red Skull: It's not supposed to be an octopus, you nincompoop.
Zola: It's... supposed to be a hydra?
Red Skull: Yes.
Zola: Have you ever seen a hydra, sir?
Red Skull: Of course not. They are a mythological creature.
Zola: I meant have you ever seen them portrayed in Greek mythology, sir.
Red Skull: That doesn't matter. The skull represents me, of course.
Zola: And what do the tentacles represent?
Red Skull: ...
Red Skull: Oh, would you look at that! Captain Rogers has your location. You better start running, Zola.
Zola: Apologies, sir! That was out of my place! I am sorry!
Red Skull: That's more like it.
Red Skull: Hail Octopus.
Red Skull: *HYDRA
Red Skull: HYDRA.
Red Skull: I MEANT HAIL HYDRA.
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