|| Among Us Logic- Artdump, headcanons and ships (Mostly)

Incorrect quotes TOE

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Player- You've quit smoking before, haven't you Stoner?

Stoner- Worst three hours of my life

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Blue- Has anyone here ever heard if critical thinking?!

Captain- Don't think so. Who are they?

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Veteran- What was the dumbest thing you believe as a child?

Player- That I was straight

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Mr Cheese- My mum calls me spoiled as if some mysterious all powerful being spoiled me and not her-

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*Child crying*- I'm lost...

Mr Egg- It's okay... We're all lost. Happiness is an illusion. Life is meaningless. Death is around the corner. Farewell.

Mother- *Rushes to child* Hahahahahahah Mr Egg you're so funny with your hilarious JOKES!

Mr Egg- It wasn't a-

Mother- SUCH A FUNNY JOKE MR EGG

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Veteran- WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!

Player- I had no clothes

Veteran- *Opens wardrobe* What do you mean? I see shirts, trousers, hoodies, hi Captain, more hoodies, socks...

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Mr Cheese- PLEASE NO I LOVE YOU!

TheGentleman- I'm sorry... I have to...

Mr Cheese- Please I'm begging you! After all we've been through!?

TheGentleman- I'm sorry my love...

TheGentleman- *Places +4 card*

TheGentleman- Uno.

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Engineer- Can you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic

Veteran- What does claustrophobic mean?

Gnome- It means he's afraid of Santa Claus

Veteran- HOHOHO

Gnome- Stop, you're scaring him!

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Bro- What's your body count?

Mr Egg- My what?

Bro- The amount of people you've slept with

Mr Egg- Oh, I thought you meant how many bodies Mallow stores in our basement

Bro- What?

Mr Egg- What?

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Captain- We are not dating!

Player and Veteran- Not with that attitude

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Ninja- 最初は成功しない場合 (If at first you don't succeed-)

Bro- Try to pretend it didn't happen

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Mother- How do Mr Egg and Mallow usually get out of these messes?