A "Little" Surprise

Naughty

Taehyung noticed three very important things the moment he woke up.

1.) He was being hugged tightly from all sides, which was very pleasant.
2.) He was wearing the same clothes he'd worn the day before, which was neither pleasant nor unpleasant, just weird.
3.) His head was pounding, his stomach ached, and the air conditioning sounded a thousand times louder than usual, all of which were extremely unpleasant.

With a groan he cracked his eyes open, only to squeeze them shut a moment later, the bright sunlight only further irritating his migraine.

There was a soft rustling near him, and a quiet moan that sounded like Jimin. "Noooo."

"Min?" Taehyung reached forwards blindly, satisfied when his hands came into contact with smooth skin. Gently smoothing his fingers over the skin, he was able to make out Jimin's soft brows furrowed in pain, his button nose scrunched in annoyance, and his plush lips pursed in a pout. A wet tongue poked out to meet his fingers as they traveled across his soulmate's lips, and Taehyung giggled lowly, squinting his eyes open to see his boyfriend squinting back at him.

"It's so bright." Jimin complained. "My head hurts."

"My everything hurts." Taehyung grunted. "This sucks."

"Let this be a lesson to you both." A stern voice from behind Jimin had both singers widening their eyes and whipping to face the sound, wincing at the sudden movement and influx of bright light.

"My eyes!" Jimin moaned dramatically.

"Moved too fast. Now m'dizzy." Taehyung clutched his head.

"Let this teach you not to drink yourselves silly again." Jin chided, getting out of bed and closing the blinds out of pity for his lovers' eyes.

"I'm never touching alcohol again." Jimin declared.

"You said that last time." Taehyung snorted. "And the time before."

"I mean it this time!" Jimin crossed his arms.

"Of course you do." Taehyung patronized.

"It's okay to have a little alcohol every once in a while, Jimin." Jin reminded. "But moderation is key. Your behavior last night was completely unacceptable. I know I said this last night, but I need to tell you this again now that you're sober. You too, Taehyung. I'll speak to Jungkook about this as well, once he wakes up."

"I'm really sorry Jin hyung." Jimin bowed his head.

"Me too." Taehyung bowed as well. "It was irresponsible of us to disregard our health, and we placed an extra burden on you, as well, by making you take care of us."

"Thank you for apologizing." Jin ruffled their hair fondly. "I don't mind taking care of you, but it worries me to see you in such a state. If you're stressed, come talk to me! We can find healthier ways to get rid of our stress. Heck, if alcohol helps you loosen up, we can have a few drinks! But only one or two, not entire bottles of soju."

"Yes, hyung."

"But I hope you know I won't be letting you three anywhere near alcohol for the next week." Jin added.

"What?"

"Jin hyung!"

"You can't do that!"

"We're adults!"

Jin raised an eyebrow, and Jimin and Taehyung immediately fell silent. "I can't really stop you from drinking." He admitted. "You're legal adults. But, I can tell Manager Sejin that I fear your drinking will interfere with our schedule or your health." At Taehyung and Jimin's incredulous faces, he continued, "But honestly, I hope that you respect me enough as your hyung and your boyfriend to trust that I'm asking you to refrain from drinking for your own health. I don't want to tattle to Sejin nim. He has enough on his plate as it is."