Continuation of If/Then

Part 12

"Oh that's the one" Meredith said while standing in front of a border collie mutt.

"Oh he's a cutie." Derek replied while scratching behind the dog's ear.

"And he's a boy so we can name him Derek," Meredith turned to glare at Derek, "You know, so that I only have to remember one name." She finished dryly. 

"Ha. How about Georgie, he looks like a Georgie."

"Isn't Georgie kind of a human name?"

"Well so is Derek."

"Fair point." She bent down so that she could pet the dog, "Oh you're a good boy, yes you are."

"You are going to like the dog more than me, aren't you."

"Yes I am, yes I am, isn't that right Georgie." She replied while continuing to pet the dog.

"Where are we going?" She said while looking out the window of the car. She had been so preoccupied by the dog in the backseat that she didn't realized they weren't driving to the trailer.

"Home." Derek replied

Meredith responded with a raised eyebrow.

"Well our new home." He said and smirked.

"We have a new home?"

"Yep. We own a new home."

"You bought a new home? Without telling me?"

"Well yea, I figured you would rather me just take care of it so you can move in and not have to deal with any of it"

He looked worried at her face.

"Look Mer I am really sor-"

"How do you do that?"

"Do what?"

"You just get me."

"What?"

"You knew I wouldn't want to deal with the house. Anyone else would. But you understood that I really don't care where we live as long as it's habitable with plumbing."

Derek grinned at her.

"You are perfect." She said smiling back at him. "How did you get to be so perfect."

"Well I guess I was just born this w-"

"I was talking to the dog."

Derek scoffed.

Once they got to the house, they walked in and saw piles of boxes.

"What's all this?"

"It's your stuff."

"My stuff?"

"From your parent's house."

"You talked to my parents and then packed up all my stuff then brought it here?"

"Yes well.. I didn't exactly talk to your parents. I more or less snuck into their house."

"So what you are telling me is, you broke into the chief of surgeries house, and robbed them."

"Yep.

"Derek this place is lovely."

"Let me show you the best part, Georgie will like this too."

He walked to the back door and opened it. He grabbed Meredith's hand as they walked out onto their back deck. Georgie ran out with them and started to bark at some squirrels who ran into the trees.

"See that?" He pointed to a large building off in the nearby distance.

"Is that?"

"Seattle Grace Hospital. You are now walking distance from surgeries." 

Meredith kissed him and watched Georgie run around.

"Oh! We don't have any dog food! Or toys! How did they let us take a dog when we have nothing!"

"Meredith," Derek laughed.

"What! Our dog is going to starve Derek!"

"I got it taken care of." He said as he pointed to a pile inside. "And look!" He said as he grabbed a dog toy from the pile.

"Is that a dog toy shaped as a human brain?"

"Yup. They also had a human heart dog toy." Derek tossed her the heart toy.

"What kind of pet store did you go to? Where they trying to train the dogs to eat humans??"

"Maybe" 

They kissed again.

"This is really creepy" She said while holding the heart dog toy.

She squeaked it a couple times and Georgie came running. She threw it to the far side of the yard and Georgie sprinted after it. He picked it up and brought it back to her.

"He knows how to play fetch!" Derek exclaimed.

"I wonder if he is housebroken..." Meredith responded.

"Well I guess we will find that out."

"Our children will like having a dog." 

Derek grinned wildly.

"Our children?"

Meredith turned to him. "You still want children right?"

"Yes!! As many as I can get!"

Meredith gulped, "how many?"

"You're the one who said children, as in plural."

"Yea. I was thinking two maximum."

"How about three?"

"How about you push three people out of your vagina."

"We could adopt."

"No."

"No?"

"I don't want to adopt."

"Why not?"

"BECAUSE. FOR SOME GOD FORSAKEN REASON. I WANT TO PUSH SMALL PEOPLE OUT OF MY VAGINA!" Meredith yelled.

Derek chuckled, "Well that's one way to introduce ourselves to our neighbors"

"So you want three kids? We can do three kids."

Derek smiled at her.

(OK another short one. But just cause I feel like my writing right now is shit. Also my brother mailed me a venus fly trap so i have to deal with that.)