Part 1

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A/N: So the first part is really really short b/c i wasn't planning on making more parts, but whatever. Enjoy. (;

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      So Louis decides to go to the park with his little sisters. (NOT THE BABIES, SOZ)(just Pheobe amd Daisy). The girls decide to swing and asks Louis to push them, so he does. While he's pushing the girls on the swing, he heard someone yell.

"HELP!! This man/lady/thing is mugging me!!!!"

Louis stopped and went to the voice. The person who the voice belonged to had loquacious (A/N: this is suppose to be lucious but loquacious popped up as a suggested word so yeh) curly hair. He also had amaZAYN green 'orbs'.

Lou: "M8, u okei??????"
Haz: "Mi bums hurtz"
Lou: "Soz, meh nems Lou-eh"
Haz: "Lewis?"
Lou: "sigh"
Haz: "Meh nems Hairy. Hairy Stiles."
Lou: "Holla"
Haz: "Crap. Im ded ILY5eva lewis"
Lou: "Meh nems lou-eh m8"

Then Louis kicked him in the stomach.

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A/N: so yeah. That just happened.... Uhm idk. OoooooooOOOOOOoooohhh. I'll end every part with a stupid joke. Okay, you ready?

How many lips does a flower have?
Two lips

Lolololol get it? Tulips. Ahhh such a gr8 joke.
Anyways byeeeee *Troye Sivan wink*

-NATCAT OUT!!

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