Haz: "itz uhlwais GOTTA B U. I've nvr wantd u MOR DEN DIS. Ur bootiful smyle iz WOT MAIKS U BOOTIFUL"
Everyone awwh'd including me. But Hairy looked annoyed bc he kept getting interrupted.
Haz: "now STEND UP n stai UP AL NITE w/ me"
So I stood up.
Haz: "nu bebz eye deedunt meen et liteeruhlee. Soz"
Ugh whatevs. I sat back down, then Mikol started clapping.
Haz: "y r u claping?"
Kit: "bc ur dunn??"
Ele: "he iz nowt dunn"
Kit: "o... o kei"
Lou: "cuntinu pls bby"
Haz: "o yeh okai"
Kanga: "wait how long til ur dunn?"
Haz: "eye gotz leik 3 mor paras?"
Kanga: "okei cuntinu"
Pengy: "wate eye need popkorn"
Pengy snapped and popcorn popped up in his hands. He started eating it. I mean, perks of being dead, right?
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i promise one day i'll finish typing this story up
