Haz: "U r BETR DEN WURDZ. I'll b her 4 u evn THROO DEH DARC. U maik mii want 2 smyle o so HAPILEE."
Pengy: "awhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhahwahawhawh"
Kanga: "su cyoot"
Haz: "Eye hope nu 1 STEELZ MUH GURL, well boi. Ur muh GERL ALMYTEE, well boi almytee"
Lou: "????"
Haz: "Eye em REDY 2 RUN w u, bc wii r FYRE PROOF. Eye prohmis 2 ACT MI AIGE. Ur muh STOKHOM SINDRUM, mynus duh keednaping"
Pup: "wate wuht"
Ele: "stokhom sindrum iz wen sum1 keedknapps u n den u fal in luv w dem bc dey taik care uf u"
Haz: "tank u peppi"
Ele: "tbh eye had tu googul eet"
Kit: "dats uh bit weerd"
Lou: "uhm nu stfu"
Haz: "deh NITE CHAINGES su qweeklee, su pls dunt CHAING UR TICET, and by ticet, eye meen mi. Wot wiii hav iz nowt an ILOOSHUN. Eye em nu FOOLZ GOLD, eye kno diz is uh WONCE IN UH LYFTYME chonce"
Kanga: "oi wtf m8"
Haz: yeh nu eye dunt hav an expluhnaitun 4 dat won"
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Word count: 160
3 chappies left bb cakes! And after two years, I am back and ready to finish this book (even tho its been done for about 5-6 years 😅)
