I put my phone away for my bby. But then he got down on one knee.
Lou: "uhm bby wot r u dooeeng"
Haz: "jus b quiet 4 a bit"
Kanga: "yeh wot hii sed"
Haz: "stfu Esh"
Kanga: "soz m8"
Haz: "EVRYTING ABOT U maiks muh hed gu NA NA NA"
Pup: "iz dat even posibul?"
Haz: "SHUSH. As eye wuz saieem.. eye dunt want 2 maik deh SAIM MISTAIKES, so eye must ask u sumtin b4 u get TAIKENN"
Kit: "but u olredy took heem?"
Haz: " N-E-WAIS B4 I WUZ ROODLY INTERUPTED. U taik mii 2 ANNUDDER WULRD & its MOMENTZ liek dis dat EYE SHOULDUV KISED U. EYE WANT 2 b deh WUN TING on ur mind"
Lou: "u alredy r leik tf"
Ele: ohmygod stahp interupting itz getteeng gud"
Haz: "..... EYE WISH dat eye cood SAIV U 2NITE. U STOLY MUH HART nd eye hope u'd nvr TEL MI UH LIE"
Lou: " I'd nvr lie 2 u bby"
Haz: "gud, now bak 2 wut eye wuz sai-eeng"
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Word Count: 206
Disclaimer: When I wrote the proposal this was before MITAM came out and only a few songs off the album were released but i did use every One Direction song that was out.