A/N: GUESS WHOS BACK BACK AGAIN NAT IS BACK TELL A FRIEND (pls). No but like I was cleaning my room and i misplaced the story and I had a mental breakdown because i couldnt find it and it was literally under my blanket on my bed. Sighs. Anyways onto the storyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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I turned around and saw an Elephant. Like it was hecka big 2. It was orange tho... I'm confused. Did it just throw the Torah @ me?
Ele: "yes I threw teh Torah @ u"
Lou: "wot"
Ele: "I ken reed minds, stupeed"
Haz: "dunt call me bebz stupeed"
Lou: "bby stfu"
Haz: "soz"
Stop. Wait a minute... So the elephant can reed minds AND talk... Tf?
Ele: "yez i can do all tat, Lewis"
Haz: "ur skrewed, Ele"
I got really mad but tried to calm down. IK u ken heer me Elephant. It's Lou-eh u pooh. NOT lewis. Istg I will stab you wit me carrots.
Ele: "oh pooh. I'm soz lou-eh"
Lou: "is k.... I gess"
Haz: "ermergerd ken I pet u?"
Ele: "sure????......."
Hairy walked over to the Elephant and started petting it.
Haz: "Y r u orange"
Ele: "bc we all ded, I ken b wwateva u wanna b"
That was deep. A+++++ to Elephant... Can i call u Peppy, Elephant?
Ele: "Thx & sure lou"
Haz: " wot u ask him"
Lou: "eef i ken call him Peppy"
Haz: "y Peppy?????????????????????????"
Lou: "y not"
Haz: "gud pointe"
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A/N: That was 162 words of pure goodness lol. Thoughts on Peppy the Elephant? No so I was listening to Twenty One Pilots while typing this and I was having a total jam out. But yeh, Lets get to the joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did Simba's father die?
Because he couldn't Mufasa.
No lol bc that was a sad part of the movie, but get it????? He couldnt move faster. Sighs. Such a sad sad joke, i cri evryteim.
Also, I sEE THE BOYS (5sos) INT 5 DAYS AND IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's also the day before school starts sigh
ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Troye Sivan Wink*
~NATCAT OUT!!
