Operation Get The Girl || tommy x reader

My friends are your friends

"so... " he said once he ended the stream and raided tubbo.

"big man streamer got game" you said laughing

"aha yea, did you have fun?"

"suprisingly, yes. I really enjoyed it"

"cool! wanna meet wilbur for real? since we aren't streaming anymore he doesn't need to be ghostbur. and anyhow, my friends are your friends."

"sure, I'd love to"

he rang Wilbur's discord and he picked up in 3 rings.

"hello?"

"hi wilbur!" tommy exclaimed

"hey tommy how's it going?"

"just ended stream. y/n wanted to meet you"

"oh well hello y/n!"

"hi wilbur"

"how did you and tommy meet again? he told me but I don't exactly recall..."

you laughed.

"high street, he told me I was his girlfriend, I said I could do worse, he told me he had all the game with women so I challenged him to date me for a month and if I like him by the end I gotta suffer his consequences. if I don't he has to take me on an all day shopping trip."

his wheezy laugh rang through the speakers.
"good luck tommy! your gonna need it with this one it seems!"

if emojis could be put into words, Wilbur's wheezing would be the laughing one. the one with tears at the eyes and a huge smile on the face.

"yea yea I knoww" he rolled his eyes.
"BUT NOT TO WORRY! FOR I AM MR LADY'S MAN HIMSELF AND ALL WOMEN LOVE ME!"

you burst out laughing at his sudden outbreak.

"duuude, chill, isn't it nearly your bedtime anyway?"

"oh hi tubbo!" you replied brightly

"tubbo you fucking bastard you..."

"tommy?" you said sternly stopping him in his tracks.

"I'm only saying sorry if he does" he said trying to sound confident but you knew he was uncertain.

"okay! sorry tommy, I was only joking" tubbo replied.

"tubbo- what- i-"

"tommy?" he looked at you "do you have something to say to tubbo?"

"sorry tubbo." he said relentlessly.

"gosh tommy you'd think apologising caused you literal pain"

"haha I've got him trained some of the time" wilbur started "but your tackling the rest" he laughed and you laughed back.

"seems like I'm going to have a harder time with him than he is with me" everyone but tommy laughed.
he sat back in his seat and crossed his arms frowning slightly.

"don't be silly, talk to your friends you nimrod." you kissed him lightly on the cheek and sat back up towards the mic again. out of the corner of your eye you saw his face turn pink and he sat back up again and began talking to his friends once more.

you smiled discretely. boys were so easy to manipulate 😉

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a/n btw the last line is obviously a joke so don't go like attacking me in the comments like "oh that's sexist" or whatever idek just letting ya know :D

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