Reich: *Pretending to be a therapist to his s o n* So Germany, what seems to be the problem?
Germany: Stalkers...
Reich: Stalkers?
Germany: Ja...
Reich: Who's stalking you?
Germany: Viscious animals...
Reich: Bitch, you're Germany. Kill them with a gun or something...
Germany: It's not that easy... *Looks at the ducks outside the window, watching him with murderous intentions in mind*
(This is a repeatititve joke in the AU. Germany has a husband, thats not Poland, now his husband has a lot of pet ducks. All those ducks are dont like Germany and there's this kind of "I hate you, but if he's there, we're best friends" kind of relationship going on with Germany and the ducks. It's stupid, but hilarious - or at least for us. So it's canon that Germany is traumatized by small walking floofballs)
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