Khloen: Dad, papa... How did you two meet?
Lando, tryna sugarcoat it: Oh, it was very magical and romantic! :D
Germany: I was dying inside, and he was dying outside so I just carried this random ass stranger bridal-style to the hospital and we kissed
...I think we also fu-
Lando, who just punched him in the guts: --GERMANY!!
(It's true though. This is nostalgic cos this was like AT THE BEGINNING of the AU. Basically, I said "Hey I made this OC! :D" so we thought of adding him in cos why not. Nazi's there, and he meets Tanako, Sayako's psychopathic 7yr old, then they decide to kill Lando, then Ger's like "oh shit dying person" so he saves him, then at the hospital, they introduce themselves to each other, then it was love at first lmao
It's also canon that Lando is loyal to Germany for saving his life. But sometimes in angsty situations, especially now that their relationship is getting, well, toxic, the whole "I'm eternally grateful" thing has gotten a dark turn and Ger has been using Lando as more or less but kind of like a slave. He's become a bit of an abusive husband, and when Lando wants to be free and go outside again, Ger always brings up "You said you're grateful. Is this how you repay someone who saved your life?"
so uh yeah.
Idk if I've already explained why, but this is also partially the reason why Khloen lives with Nazi now. )
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