*Context: America and Philip have a cold  war going on with their son, Bayani. If Bayani speaks English, thats one point for Ame, but if he speaks Tagalog/Filipino, that's one point for Philip*


Bayani, speaking Tag-lish (Both Tagalog and English): Look at this video game! Ang astig naman nito o!!

Ame: 

Philip:

Ame: *Glares at Philip* Hah, one point for me *Takes out his record book*

Philip: *Slaps the record book out of his hands* Hah.. Putang ina kang gago, that's my point..

*Ame and Philip starts arguing about who gets the point*

Bayani: *Starts speaking French*

France: *Picks up Bayani and glares at Ame and Philip* Oui oui motherfuckers, he's mine now~

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