Khloen, who scraped his knee: Where the hell did ya'll come fro-
Germania: -That doesnt matter, small child
Prussia: All you need to know is that we're here to help you
Reichtangle: Indeed, corpse carpet
Third Reich: Because for some odd reason that I dont understand either, everyone else in the family just cares about you now, I guess
Germany: Ja
(Nowadays, when Khloen breathes the wrong way, it's literally the end of the world for every part of the German family. They used to see Khloen as an outsider cos his other dad is Lando, and Lando's dad is Britain, but because of my friend making more memey lore, they're all now obsessed with protecting the youngest child in the family - Kloon /w harry potter glasses
Also about Reichtangle calling Khloen "corpse carpet". That was a joke nickname that me and my friend ended up making during some random crack rp. The gist of it is Khloen and TR dont know how to cook, so there goes them cooking some questionable crap. Khloen gets sick and then lay on the floor while TR tries to get the rest of the idiot axis to help him take care and cure Khloen. While hes gone, and idiotically left the child unsupervised, Reichtangle casually walks in the house to raid it of its beer, then sees Khloen on the floor. He then said "Huh, a dead body as a carpet. Nice", so he casually steps on it, Khloen loudly groans, Reichtangle is basically like "wtaf-" then Khloen proceeds to say "No I'm not a dead carpet just yet. Im still kinda alive, I think" and ever since then, Reichtangle likes to call him "corpse carpet" :sparkles:)
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