the Countryhumans but its incorrect quotes from The Good Place because yes. (I swear, you guys definitely need to watch it. It's an absolute masterpiece lmao. Only time me and my dad really bonded honestly- It was really fun binging that series lmao)
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America: I am so ready to learn! I am revved up! MY BRAIN IS H O R N Y -
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France, lying on the floor, covering herself with a hoodie: I hope the sinkhole opens up again and swallows me whole
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Japan: I'd like to read a poem... Hatsune Miku, my digital queen. Hatsune Miku, we can dare to dream. Send nude pics of your heart to me-
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Khloen: *Finds a note that says 'I love you' inside an egg* Aw, how cute! I love you too egg! :D
Bayani, who wrote that, and planned all of this, just for his idiot of a friend:
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Russia: All alone in my house, watching wedding fails on Youtube, while drinking vodka through a twizzler straw, until I pass out on top of my vibrator
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Italian Empire: I have some questions about my character too, like... Can he bite them?
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Imperial Japan: Look, I am a Ferrari, okay? And you don't keep a Ferrari in the garage!
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Philippines: Im too young to die but too old to eat off the kid's menu... WHAT A STUPID AGE I IN !!
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USSR, looking like an 80s dad in a disco, perfect with black sunglasses and a wine glass in hand: Look, I know what you're thinking... Birth is a curse and existence is a prison!
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Germania, in the most monotone voice there could ever be: He told me that instead of being sad, I should go get it girl, so I'm gonna go get it girl
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Britain: I never thought that me - a beautiful and prominent British philanthropist with award-winning legs - would ever marry you, a sewage rat who once asked me if the presidents on Mount Rushmore have butts on the other side :')
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ASEAN: I know it sounds crazy, but if it weren't crazy, they wouldn't call it a leap of faith. They'd call it a... Slip of doubting
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Reichtangle: I'm having this thing where you, uh, you feel like you've done something wrong and you're sad after it... After sad? Is that what it's- No- Wait- UGH, YOU HUMANS HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS!! YOU ONLY NEED TWO: ANGER AND CONFUSION
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Martial Law: I think... I think I've made my decision... I have decided to *starts breaking down in front of the stall vendor he's gonna buy a muffin from*start crying-
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Greece: Why is it when humans create something, they always immediately use it for porn? :'D
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UN: There are so many other people out there that I could help! Like my good friend, ASEAN, who has a crippling addiction to back tattoos... Or my other good friend, NATO, that has a crippling addiction to ASEAN!
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Bayani: What if there's a mega demon who made a torture chamber for demons and this whole thing is just him torturing you... And maybe, all the MEGA DEMONS are just FULFILLING A DESTINY LAID OUT BY ALL THESE INTELLIGENT TARANTULA SQUIDS-
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Third Reich: I'm still waiting on the request that I've filed for immediate suicide-
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NATO: How can you be THIS close to being dragged down to hell and STILL be horny??!
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Katipunan: All that stands between us and the actual good place is one door. What is that? Two inches thick? That's like four oreos! WE'RE FOUR OREOS AWAY FROM HEAVEN!!
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EU: Oh my gosh, you are so cute! You are so cute, it's gross! You disgust me! I don't want to see you ever again! Get out of my sight! I never wanna see you ever again! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!
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Canada: Wait, wait... What's... W-What's happening now...Oh no... Oh no, no, no, no, no... I made... I MADE GOD CRY??!
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Prussia: Demons can't die. He'll slowly form himself over a few months, passing through the stages of demon growth: larva, slug monster, spooky little girl, teenage boy, a giant ball of tongues, social media CEO, and then finally, demon
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Germany: Ooooh, I love puzzles! They're so much fun! They're also like homework, so win-win! :D
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Rome: We'll hope that our early successes will excuse us for the embarrassing messes we become, like Facebook or America
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Lando: SHUT UP- SHUT UP- S H U T UP- HI- I'm confident now!! :D
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LosoweYes, the title. Memes. Like I said, its memes for an AU. MY AU... Well sort of. It's me and my irl friend's AU. This is just basically for her. I'm bored so I thought of making memes for our AU, so yeet. IF YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE THEN LE...
