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(THE WALTEN FILES SPOILERS)

*Germany & Felix Kranken just casually talking about life and stuff*

Felix: Im a damn ass alcoholic. My wife left me for it and I got so drunk one night, I killed my best friends children so I decided to kill the him and the rest of his family and pretend that I never had anything to do with it.... Thats my life story, basically.

Germany: *Inhales sharply in "why is that also my life"*

(Warning: I ramble a lot in this explanation portion...)

(Okay first of all, its not confirmed that Felix killed the rest of the family, but Felix did accidentally kill Jack's children in a car crash (and mind you, buried them 'alive' (quotation marks cos its just a theory—) in the fucking forest). Then after the kids died, Jack went missing. Currently theres a whole website called "findjackwalten.com" which is basically all about jack being missing. There was an interview about how Felix felt about all of this, and it was obvious that him saying "oh, i feel so upset" is all just a big lie to cover up his crimes. Its obvious he did something to Jack. After Jack, the wife was baited into the backrooms and she was dismembered. Then the last family member alive mysteriously has dementia. So yeah... Its obvious that its all Felix's fault. He ghosted Jack ater the kids died, then everything became a domino effect.

And as for how this relates to Germany, he also has some life issues that he keeps running away from like Felix does, is also an alcoholic, have bad relations with everyone, and the kids all fear him, also his husband left him for another guy cos Germany is abusive...

So yeah.

Also Kranken means Sick in German lol)

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