The Book of Random

[12] Shrek

Ok so I'm watching Shrek and when Lord Farqquad came on I started whooping and cheering, and my sister's looking at me like I'm off my rocker. SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE FARRQUAD STAR SQUAD THOUGH OMFG.

I'm so weird.

And I just realised that when the Magic Mirror is talking about the eligible bachelorettes or whatever, he says Cinderella is from a kingdom far far away. And I just realised that that ties into the second movie because Cinderella actually lives in Far Far Away, how did I never realise this before?

Omfg. Like, I thought he was just saying she lives far away from Farrquad, but nah, he was saying where she actually lived. Did they do that on purpose or am I just crazy? Haha, I'm crazy either way, so I guess it doesn't really matter, does it?

And then for Snow White he says, "She lives with seven men, but she's not easy!" Then there's a 'ba dum tss,' like WHUT.

THIS MOVIE IS PG AND Y'ALL BE TALKING ABOUT DA FRICKLE FRACKLE OMFG.

And then when Shrek removes his helmet, Shrek says, "Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming?" AND SHE LITERALLY WAS. LIKE, HIS NAME IS LITERALLY CHARMING. (You know, Fairy Godmother's son.) I'M DYING.

Then there's the guy in the stupid ass Farrquad head that runs into a wall. So done.

Oh, and how the hell does Fiona have these freshly picked daisies in her room? What the hell? What, does she just skip merrily over the bridge to pick some pretty flowers, gives some to Dragon, and backflips back into her room? IDEK

And have you ever noticed when Shrek first saves Fiona and they're running through the castle, right when Shrek says that he has to save his ass, there's a giant cookbook for cooked knight? I started laughing really hard, I never noticed it before :/

I don't know guys, I'm really excited rn because I had the line, "How about a hug? That's the best kind of magic!" stuck in my damn head and couldn't remember where it was from. I felt like it was from Shrek, but could not remember for the life of me who said it. MISTER MERLIN SAID IT!! I'm so fucking proud of myself, you don't understand! It was bothering me for about five minutes, which is like five days for me. I'm sorry, I'm just really happy.

It has to do with Shrek, so it does belong in this rant. HUZZAH

DULOC IS A PERFECT PLACE (refer to video above and sing along in a high pitched voice, please.)

This is a stupid rant, sorry. But hey, it's my book, my rules. If I want to post random stuff, by golly, I'm gonna post random stuff. And this is the most random ass thing I have ever posted.

I'm just gonna go. I have to watch and stuff. Um... bye.