The Book of Random

[35] ERBs :D

I'm sorry I haven't updated anything in what feels like forever. I'm such a loser.

Seriously, I really haven't done anything productive for almost two weeks, including with school. Loser.

Anyway, I have a new book that I'm starting, even though I haven't even posted the second chapter of Betrayed yet. I haven't given up on it though. I won't give up on us, SING WITH ME NOW.

EVEN IF THE SKIES GET ROUGH! I'M GIVING YOU AALLLLL MY LOVE

I'M STILL LOOKING UUUPPPP!!

We're so fucking amazing.

But I wrote the second chapter and then it deleted. The first time I don't back up my work, it gets deleted somehow. Damn it.

Anywho. I changed my profile pic. DO YOU LOVE IT?!

I'm running out of stuff to say. Ummm. Well, if you've been wondering what I've been so "busy" with, go on YouTube and look up Epic Rap Battles of History.

There are a lot of them, so I'll make it a bit easier. Here are my favorites (there are a lot):

Napoleon vs Napoleon ("I'm going to shove your moon boots straight up your poop shoot!" OMFG)

Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc ("Be thankful for your talent, don't just rub it on your crotch" oh god)

Artists vs Turtles ("Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel" lol)

Skrillex vs Mozart ("What comes after the 68th measure of diarrhoea?" pfft)

Justin Bieber vs Beethoven ("I can see why they used a dog to play you in the movies" lmao)

Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga ("You may be gaga, but you're not a lady at all. I've seen those outfits you've been wearing, that takes big balls!" oh shit!)

Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley ("you're a creeper, dude! You like to grab your own wanger!" Oh)

Obama vs Romney ("so rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake" hahahahahaha)

Blackbeard vs Al Capone ("You spent time in Alcatraz, I'm sure you were fine if you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes!" OHMYFUCK I CHOKED)

Hitler vs Vader 1, 2 and 3 ("Oh sieg heil no!" xD)

Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe ("even Joe DiMaggio took a swing in your batter's box" omg)

Gandalf vs Dumbledore ("we all know you've got more than a boggart in your closet" hehe)

I put a quote from the raps by the names. Idk why. I just felt like it.

So you should definitely check those out. There are a ton more that I love, but I'm too lazy. Just make sure you have time, because if you're anything like me, you'll get hooked and watch all of them until 1 in the morning, oops.

Let's just say that I can successfully rap from memory Napoleon vs Napoleon, Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc, Skrillex vs Mozart, and Obama vs Romney. It's unhealthy. Wth is wrong with me? Haha.

Oh, and just as a warning, they use a lot of foul language and some sexual references. For example, Adam vs Eve. Yikes. They're still pretty damn hilarious though. Not only that, but they're all historically accurate, so you may learn a thing or two.

Now that I've promoted ERBs, I'm gonna go eat something. Bye.