The Book of Random

[1] Larry Stylinson

Let's just get this rant over with, shall we?

Oh, stop. You knew it would come along eventually. Might as well be now, right? No time like the present!

Okay, here goes.

Everyone needs to just stop with the Larry shit. Sorry not sorry! Obviously none of the One Direction boys are gay, but some just insist that Larry is happening. I mean, it's obviously not, so just get over it already. Damn. Seriously, both Louis and Harry have denied it, and I'm sure that they're pissed by it, too. SO JUST STOP DAMN IT!

And, to make matters worse, now actual Directioners are supporting Larry. What the fuck, man? It's not true, yet you're fucking promoting it. Just stop. Like, it was bad enough when the "haters" or whatever you call them said that the band was gay, but now you're shipping two of them when they're both obviously straight.

You're actually just fueling the haters' fire. If fans are gonna support it, haters aren't going to stop bashing them for it.

Louis has Eleanor, which I ship so hard, but that's a rant for a different day. Just let them be adorable and happy, and stop shipping him with his best friend!

It's just kinda weird, if you really think about it for a minute. You're shipping two boys that are straight and best friends. They met in a fucking bathroom, for crying out loud! That would be just... wrong.

I don't even mind the books on here about Larry Stylinson, to be honest with you. I mean, that's why it's called fanfiction. Fiction is fake, so let your imaginations run wild! Larry lives on, but only in fanfics.

Other ships that irritate me aren't as wide spread as Larry. A few examples are Ziam, Ziall, Niam, Narry, Nouis, Zarry, etc. I'm sure there are tons more, too.

I'm not against gay, lesbian, or bisexual people. You should love whoever you want to love! Just wanted to make that clear. And if it is suddenly confirmed that Harry and/or Louis is gay or bisexual, I will fully support them and love them the same.

Woah. It's Wednesday night, a school night, and I'm sitting here at 2 am ranting about Larry Stylinson. Sometimes I just have to sit back and say, This is my life.