The Book of Random

[16] School Today

So, I guess you could say that I had an unusual day at school today. Not bad unusual, actually. It was quite awesome. We had a two hour delay, so two extra hours of sleep, whoop whoop.

In homeroom, one of my best friends gave me a brownie. If that's not a sign, I don't know what is.

My AP Euro teacher then made another Harry Potter reference. I'll tell you about the first reference, because I was extremely excited over it. Don't judge me!

He was talking about Louis the thirteenth, I think, and how he got beheaded. Then he just goes, "Nearly headless..." And I just whispered, "Nick!" And he was like, "Yeah!"

I was really happy. Harry Potter is pretty much my life, as you can probably tell.

He then told us how he was reading the first book (Sorcerer's Stone) with his six year old daughter. GREAT PARENTING SKILLS OMFG PRAISE HIM.

The second time he talked about Harry Potter was today, and he's talking about how Alexander II was assassinated and there was this guy, Nicholas II. Sorry, I can't remember exactly who he was at the moment. But instead of saying Sir Nicholas, he, of course, said Nicolas Flamel. Then he asked where that was from. Guess who raised their hand?

Me, obviously, but only one other kid. Wtf. I was pretty offended.

Turns out, he just finished the book. Once again, GREAT PARENT ALERT.

We ended up getting into this ten minute discussion talking about who Flamel was, and how he's a real person and stuff. Tangents are always fun, especially in class.

In math, I didn't have my homework, because I accidentally left the folder that I keep all of my important shit in at home. I'm telling you, I did do the homework! But I forgot to put the damn folder back in my book bag. Thankfully my teacher just called our names and asked us if we did it! YAS.

By the way, the picture is what I made on my calculator today during class. I GOT DEM MAD SKILLZ.

Next. English class. It doesn't matter what you say, because I know that I have the most amazing English teacher on the planet.

We're getting prepped for the term paper, and he's had this movie for us to watch. Wouldn't tell us what it was, of course. BUT GUESS WHAT MOVIE IT IS.

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IT'S STAR WARS OMFG! RETURN OF THE JEDI! I LITERALLY DIED. IM JUST SO DAMN EXCITED RIGHT NOW.

Then, right before we got into the movie, an announcement came on, and we were all holding our breath, and the teacher's trying to tell us to calm down, which was pretty funny. Long story short, we got to go home two hours early! Asdfghjkl!!!!

I didn't even have lab today! Yassss! Best day ever!

Because of the early dismissal and bad weather tomorrow and the next day, my Spanish teacher postponed our test, which was supposed to be today, which I didn't exactly study for, to Friday. HALLELUJAH.

We also didn't have to play gym today, so that's a plus! Floor hockey sucks. Nothing against it, it's just that I have none of my three friends in my class, so I'm all alone. NOT TODAY, BITCHES!! HAHA!

Then, to top it off, my mom went food shopping today. THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST TUESDAY EVER AHHHHH. It's like I drank Felix Felicis this morning, geez.

So, in total, we had about two hours and forty five minutes of school today. TURN UP.

Not exactly a rant, but whatever. This book is called RANTS AND THINGS, and this is a thing, therefore it belongs. LOGIC