SpongeBob SquarePants, my childhood hero and bffl, is a bloody MURDERER. OMG.
So, remember the Bubble Buddy episode? Well, he's on the beach with Bubble Buddy and they bury the surfer guy, who's name is Scooter, or something like that.
SpongeBob leaves the guy buried up to his neck to get cotton candy, and tells fucking Bubble Buddy to dig him out. Idiot. The guy's like, "Don't just stand there, dude! The tide's comin' in hawhawhawhaw!" You know the weird surfer laugh he has. Bubble Buddy just floats there. I mean, obviously. What do you expect? It's a fucking bubble.
The episode continues, and soon the whole crowd is surrounding SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy. Suddenly, Scooter appears again, this time in a white gown thing with wings and a halo.
"Dudes, he made me experience high tide!" He says happily, before 'hawhawhawhawhaw'-ing his way into the sky. What the hell.
SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy killed the surfer dude. Omfg, what if it was on purpose though? I mean, he has made SpongeBob be his surfboard before, because SpongeBob broke his board or whatever, but is that a motive for murder? My mother trusted you, SquarePants. On top of that, you nearly killed the damn health inspector. He only passed the Krusty Krab out of fear!
I know I probably blew that way out of proportion, but he did cause the surfer dude to drown. I'm sorry about this. It's just that I watched the episode for the first time in forever, and kind of just realised what he meant by "high tide." The last time I watched this episode I was probably around seven, so don't judge me.
Rest in Peace, Scooter the surfer dude. Your last view was your favorite view to look at, I suppose, because of your obvious love for the ocean. May your soul rest in peace.
What the hell is this omfg.
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