I'm home sick today. Blergh. I feel like crap. I look like crap. Ew.
Anyway, I'm watching Full House, the episode DJ's Choice is on, and she had to pick between Viper and Nelson.
Viper is the guitarist in Jesse's band, and he broke up with her in the beginning saying he "needed space." Pfft.
Nelson used to date DJ, but she broke up with him a few episodes ago. He's rich, but that really didn't matter. He was nice and sensitive and caring, and still loved DJ. #teamNelson
So the episode goes on, Viper sings her a song, then Nelson gets Frankie Valli to sing her a song. Blah, blah, blah.
Anyway, SHE PICKED NEITHER. I mean, great, girl power! But still, I'm Team Nelson. It's great to see that she had good judgment, though. DJ DON'T NEED NO MAN!! SLAYYY!!
And at least she didn't pick Wiper. (Nelson calls him that to tease him.)
Oh. And WHERE THE HELL IS STEVE?
I haven't watched this show in forever. I'm such a weirdo.
Oh yeah. Tell me what team you're on! Do you ship DJiper or DJelson? (I tried, ok?)
If I did it just with her first name, Viper and her ship name would be Diper. Yikes.
I need a life. Bye.
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