[34] NEILL

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I HATE IT WHEN I LOOK UP "Niall Horan 2015" AND A FETUS PICTURE CASUALLY POPS UP.

DAMN IT, GOOGLE, YOU HAD ONE JOB. *shakes fist furiously*

SERIOUSLY. THE FUCK IS THIS?^^^^

I'M SCREAMING. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED LOOKING AT ALL OF THESE RECENT PICS OF THE BOYS AND THEN JUST GET HIT WITH A BABY PIC?

LET ME TELL YOU, IT HITS YA HARD. DAMN. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I SWEAR, I WILL MARRY HIM ONE DAY AND INVITE YOU ALL TO THE WEDDING. THEN YOU CAN MARRY THE OTHER BOYS AND WE CAN HAVE THIS HUGE PARTY AT SIMON'S HOUSE, BECAUSE HE'S THE TOP BAE.

IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

HE'S SO FUCKING PERFECT AND I JUST AKGIJWBSUDNSKCJFNL

NOT SIMON. NIALL.

WELL, SIMON IS PERFECT TOO, DON'T LIE TO YOURSELF.

I'M DYING. GOODBYE.

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