Draco's diary (Just read it already)

Battle of the pigs

Hey lol. Been gone for a while so here's a long chapter as a sorry =[ (sorry if my grammars bad, English ain't my first language and I never bothered to listen in those grammar classes or whatever)
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Twas a boring day in the common room when I decided to make things a little interesting. Crabbe and Goyle were pigging away when I got an interesting idea. I call it...

Battle of the pigs

I'm amazing I know. But what would you expect from such beauty? I call them both and they shuffle their fat bodies over to me.

"Okay, I'm bored as hell so we're gonna play a fun little game, okay?" I can't help my grin as they stare at me clueless and interested.

Crabbe frowns. "Does it have to be now? I'm not finished eating" he mumbles out. Goyle grunts in agreement. "Stop thinking about food for once in your life. I'll tell you what, whoever wins this game gets to eat all my sweets from mother, okay?"

Now they were interested. Mother always makes the best sweets and the two trolls always drool in the sight of me eating them. This was the only way to get them to be enthusiastic about this game. If I have to sacrifice my mother's delicious sweets, then so be it.

Here are the challenges:
Challenge 1: food fight-

No not that kind of food fight.

Each pig will be given full coarse meals. They both will try to eat as much as they can. whoever gives up, or happens to pass out, is the loser

Challenge notes
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I decided to be nice and make the first challenge somewhat enjoyable for them, but that does not mean I will go easy on them.
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Challenge 2: be a normal human being

Now we all know how dumb Crabbe and Goyle are so I decided it would be funny to see them be a bit social. This challenge will include them having to: have a casual and/or friendly conversation with someone of the opposite house, compliment people as they walk past them, and for the fun of it, be civil with the Gryffindors.

Challenge notes
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Now I am not doing this for other people's pleasure as it may seem, I am simply doing this because it would be funny to see them try and act normal and see other people's expressions as they see two of the dumbest people of Hogwarts trying to be somewhat social
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Challenge 3: they will have a duel. But with no wands. So basically a fight.

Challenge notes
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Maybe I'll invite some people to see the fight in exchange for something I might like. Plus I'm hoping to see them struggle to get up when they tumble to the ground. It would be funny.
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And finally... challenge 4, the hardest of them all...

School work.

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It's pretty simple. I'll give them work and they'll try to answer the questions without my help. It seems simple for normal people, but for idiots? It's torture. Whoever gets the most answers right, or gets answers closest to the right answer, wins.
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Now... which one of these pig idiots will win the battle? Will it be Goyle, the idiot? Or Crabbe?... also an idiot, but you get the point.
Find out next chapter, on "Battle of the pigs". Now It's past my bedtime so I'll see you tomorrow. Goodnight.
(Ending theme song stuff)
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(Yes i am aware I am talking to myself but mother says it's completely normal...I need more friends.)
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Sorry if it's complete shit but I really can't bother to fix it. I'm really just doing this fanfic cause I'm bored. But if other people like it then that's a bonus I guess =[