Mistake.Big mistake

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by dumble_daddy

by dumble_daddy

So.

None of y'all told me what a dildo was.

Curse you.

So I had came up to the girl and asked what a "dildow" was (god I look like a fool). She looked at me and said "oh! Actually I bought two cause I was gonna give it to my friend but she FUCKED MY BOYFRIEND so I was gonna keep this dildo, her loss that FUCKING CUNT"
She said, her face changing from happiness to anger so quickly it was scary.

"So here you can have it!" She said while getting something out of her bag. "Okay... what is it though" I said as if I hadn't already asked her.

"It's a cock shaped thing to put up your vagi- or... arsehole since you're a boy HAHA!" Her high annoying laugh ringing in my ear. "Okay that's- wait what."

"Here!"

That thing was massive.

About 9 inches.

What the hell.

I stood there in shock. She wiggled the the the... THE COCK In my face. It was a fucking plastic dick. "It's reallyyyyy good it has so many levels of vibration and it's very long! Once you use it I can guarantee you'll stop using your fingers! I normally don't promote anything but it's MAGIC. Well I mean I'm magic too HAHAHA! Maybe this will do enough for you until you finally get in potters pants! HAHA I heard he's MASSIVE maybe even bigger than this toy! I totally understand your crush on him, he's so handsome and hot HAHAHA! Anyways good luck with the toy, and potterrr wink wink, I'm gonna go off and try this! It's been so long I can't believe I managed to go on without it!"

...

WAHT

my- wha- potter- wHAT?

I looked at the thing in my hands. How would this even FIT? Do I just... shove it in? What the hell do I even-

"What're you doing Malfoy"

I screamed and

My dumb self
THREW THE TOY

"What the Fuck? Why'd you throw this at me ? Wha- IS THIS A FUCKING DILDO WHAT THE HELL"

"NO ITS NOT MINE POTTER I SWEAR WHAT THE FUCK"

"IT WAS IN YOUR HANDS"

"IT WAS HANDED TO ME BY THAT ONE ANNOYING MUDBLOOD I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT"

"HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS"

"SHE FUCKING TOLD ME OH MY GOD IM GONNA CRY"

"DONT FUCKING CRY I WHY DID SHE EVEN GIVE THIS TO YOU?"

"I ASKED WHAT IT WAS I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ANIMAL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A BLOODY PENIS"

That idiot started laughing.

"OH MY GOD MALFOY HAHA HERE HAVE YOUR COCK BACK I CANT HAHA"

"STOP LAUGHING YOU OAF"

"HAVE FUN WITH IT" he said while walking away. STILL laughing.

So here I stand in my room. Embarrassed, humiliated. Deciding wether or not to ever LOOK at potter again

...

And with a fucking dildo on my bed.
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I fucking love that girl.
If I made mistakes I'm sorry😔
At least Draco knows what a dildo is now