dracos plan (Final)

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by dumble_daddy

by dumble_daddy

It is 2 in the morning

I am sitting here, in hospital wing, feeling absolutely awful that my own BEST FRIEND would treat me like GARBAGE.

ABSOLUTE

GARBAGE

Let me tell you about how my bitch of a "bestfriend" gave my perfect and beautiful face a broken nose and a black eye.

After potter was pulled off of me (thank merlin)

Pansy, who is so SENSITIVE and cant TAKE A JOKE, head butted me with potters head (which is absolutely massive) and gave me a BROKEN NOSE

She proceeded to hit me WHICH I LET HER because mummy always told me i shouldn't hit girls, and i am a very respectful gentleman.

"the day you are respectful is the day that i die, Malfoy"

As you can see, the precious boy who lived is also with me.

Which only adds a tremendous amount to my suffering.

"I don't like it anymore than you do"

Potter is clearly embarrassed about how he was about to KISS me and is now resorting to lying. I dont blame him of course because no one would ever be able to resist my charm.

I am after all, insanely handsome (my mum said that)

Anyone would absolutely KILL to be able to spend time with me, and Potty is just an ungrateful bastard

"whatever Malfoy, and you REALLY need to learn to speak in your head"

no.

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im alive 🎉🎊
chapter might be crappy but hey at least i updated !

(i apologize for any mistakes)