Draco's diary (Just read it already)

Another Prank Failed Miserably (part 3)

Pansy Pov

Hey sluts

Not too long ago Mr. Draco Fucking Malfoy stole some precious expensive diamond earrings from me and made me jump into THE BLACK LAKE trying to find them.

I couldn't let him humiliate me like that so I made a plan to get him back and also help Potter out with his oh-so obvious crush.

I heard Draco shouting at Goyle "Don't you dare eat those or ill rip off your favorite nail" or something like that. I decided to listen in and overheard Dracos completely stupid plan on drugging Potter and having him snog Goyle (even with a love potion, who would want to kiss GOYLE?)

Also FYI I practically saved Dracos tiny arse from lifetime with the dementors so he should be THANKING ME.

Anyways I went to Goyle and bribed him with sweets in return for his help.

Here is my plan (Granger would have an orgasm over my absolutely GENIUS this plan is)

FIRST I would wait until Goyle finished his sweets (which wouldn't be long at all, eating is practically a profesional sport for this man)

NEXT I would switch out Dracos poisoned chocolate truffles for the ones I got sent from Narcissa (she ADORES me).

I would then have Goyle eat the truffles and pretend to be madly in love with Draco. Malfoy being the dramatic bitch he is would run away hysterically crying out for his mummy

It wasnt hard getting Potter in the corridor Draco was running to because the prat is EVERYWHERE. Everytime I look up I see stupid round glasses talking to a mini Hagrid and a leprechaun.

It is impossible to escape the golden trio.

You may be asking what the whole point of the prank is, and im going to tell you know you impatient brats.

Goyle would have Draco choose between him or Potter (he would obviously choose potter) and if not Goyle would mary Draco (oh the horror!)

Goyle would tell Draco to kiss potter and if not he would kidnap Draco and runaway with his new bride.

While Draco and Potter start snogging I would bring out the camera I stole from Creevey and never let Draco forget about the time he and Potter had exchanged saliva.

And it would be PERFECT blackmail for anytime Draco decides to act like an idiot

Daily reminder that Draco Malfoy is a attention whore and a slutty bitch (not as slutty as me though wink wink)

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Sorry for any mistakes and for not posting much.

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