What the hell happened

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by dumble_daddy

by dumble_daddy

Draco likes to say his thoughts out loud
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Draco POV/

Dear diary or some shit

The author just found a dead ant in their coke and feels sick so if I stop writing in my diary just assume they died and have someone take over the story

Anyways, as I was saying

No fucking idea of what happened yesterday, all I know is that Goyle had a massive fart while fighting with Crabbe for who knows what and that knocked all of us out.
I can still smell the fart and it is not at all pleasant.

Here I am all alone in the hospital wing because apparently I was very close to the fight because I was trying to rip apart those two trolls fighting each other like two lions who don't want to share a zebra.

Anyways

(I'm sorry but my throat feel terrible ((I'm still drinking the coke I'm rlly thirsty)) and someone please look up if ants are edible I am in misery right now)

Here I am in pain and misery. In this lonely hospital. What have I done to deserve this? All my years of bullying people so they can have massive glow ups and this is what I get in return? Merlin truly has favorites and I am not one of them. I can't believe I have to go-

"You know I can hear you right?"

"Why of course I know that potter, I'm not dumb"

"Then what is the reason for you moaning on out loud about how you don't deserve anything that has been done to you" he gave me an ugly look, but of course he is forced to because of the hideous face he has been cursed with since birth.

"Because it is the truth and nothing but" he lifts and eyebrow. "Really?" "yes really, now let me get on with my diary" I say. "Haha you have a diary how girly"

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potter.... Shut the fuck u-"
Back to my diary. Wait. He's right. Didn't I say this was a feelings journal and NOT a diary?

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You know what fuck it

Back to my DIARY. YEAH THATS RIGJT I SAID DIARY I DONT CARE I CAN BE MANLY AND HAVE A DIARY SO SHUT UP POTTER AND DONT LOOK AT ME WITH THAT UGLY FACE I AM EMBRACING MY GIRLY GIRL SIDE...EVEN IF I JUST SAID I CAN BE MANLY

You may be wondering "why is the rat king here? Shouldn't he be going through another life or death situation that brings innocent lives at risk?"

"Shut the fuck up malfoy"
Make me potter
Well I'll tell you exactly why he's here
He thought that I needed help pulling apart the two clowns which I very much did not, I am capable of doing things myself and stop rolling your eyes at me potter. He tried to help. Not only did he get instant karma by facing the fart, but also got elbowed in the face. Now he's sitting on the bed with an ugly bloody nose.

Him being here just adds on to this torture called life. If he were never here I'd be happier. If he were never here I'd be smiling. If he were never here
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I would probably be dead but it's better than him being here so haha.
Just imagine if LONGBOTTOM were the savior, hell he wouldn't even be a savior he'd just be dead.

"Shut up Malfoy he's a very brave person"
Yeah and it only took 100 years to figure that out!
I have to stay here for another two hours.
When will this pain end? (In two hours)
Will I be able to see my dear friends before I can't take this annoyance any longer and end up suffocating myself with the pillow?

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"Malfoy get your bloody hands away from that pillow or I swear to Merlin I might just choke you myself"

Sigh
Again life forces me to live on.

Anyways my hands fucking hurt I'm gonna stop writing
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Sorry for Neville slander 💔
If I made I just noticed this cool font it's not even a font it just got bigger I'm writing this as I'm thinking it I'm sorry if I made any mistakes I'm very sorry but you get the point

No but seriously how did I get my text to be this big