Evil Mastermind

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by dumble_daddy

by dumble_daddy

this story was a rlly big flop lol
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Hi my name is Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, and this is my genius plan as to pull an epic prank on my dear "friend" Pansy Parkinson.

as she starts blabbing about how handsome I am (I already know im gorgeous, I don't need a reminder thank you very much) Goyle will come into the common room and will SNEAKILY walk past and go put a spider into the girls dorm.

The girls will come out. "oh no theres a spider Draco you handsome strong princely hero who's also way better looking than potter would ever be please come save us!!!!" the ladies will say all gathering around me.

while that happens and pansy's surrounded by the swooning girls, Blaise will come dressed as me and will be my replacement to Pansys unbearable talking.

Blaise and I are both EXTREMELY handsome so no one will know the difference between us and U paid A LOT of money for him to agree so this HAS to work

While Blaise is pretending to me Crabbe and I will go to the girls dorm.

Crabbe will be dressed as a hot Italian dude and will be spread on Pansys bed with roses everywhere pretending to be interested in her.

While Pansy leans in for a kiss I will come into the room confessing my "love" for her and use my amazing acting skills to act shocked as I see the "love" of my life kissing the big muscled hot accent Italian dude and will run out crying.

pansy being so dumb and loyal to me (because no matter how hot any Italian dude can look I will always be the most handsomest boy in the world because my mummy told me that and mother doesn't lie) she will run after me looking frantically as I run into an empty hallway sliding down the wall as the moonlight shows tears running down my beautiful silver eyes

(fake tears of course because boys dont cry ESPECIALLY over some girl, father told me that)

Pansy will look at me and I will look at her telling her how much I loved her and how she betrayed me.

as she begins to cry I will jump and do my evil laugh and tell her it was all a prank and that the hot Italian dude was actually VINCENT CRABBE and that the person she thought was handsome devil Draco Malfoy was actually lesser handsome devil BLAISE ZABINI !!

She will stand there in shock and I will walk away with the biggest smirk on my face.

This is going to be

PERFECT

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thank you to the person who gave me notifications for giving me motivation to wrote another chapter 😍😍 will follow

srry for not updating but come back tomorrow to see if Draco's evil mastermind plan will work out (ofc it will) 😈 or if it will fail horribly💔

might put in a little drarry becuz everything needs a little drarry speaking of drarry SOMEONE WRITE MORE BOTTOM DRACO STORYS PLS IM DESPERATE
also sorry if i have any mistakes i read one of my other chapters and it was EMBARRASSING to see that many mistakes ☹️
rlly tired rn might write tomorrow might not. goodnight 😄

(also check out draco having a little crush on blaise hehehhe😈)