Draco's diary (Just read it already)

Muggle

I want a pet and I want that pet to be a muggle.
I would name them 'Muggie the Muggle' and I would have them follow me around all day (unless told not to).
I would feed them bread crumbs (what do muggles eat?) and sunflower seeds.

I made Pansy do some research.
I would make the muggle wear 'Ripped genes' and a 'tee shirt'. I would make them say stupid muggle phrases like "oh jeesus".

I want the muggle to be trained and be able to take their own baths (I do not want to touch the muggle) and to leave me alone when I tell them to.

I will NOT be cleaning up after the muggle does their business!!! So I will have the houselves do that for me. A potty-trained muggle would be preferred.

I would give the muggle treats like "hamburger" and "pizza". Blaise tells me "pizza" in Italy is much better than the ones here so I will ask mother to get some from Italy. I have never eaten "pizza" so I will check up with Blaise to see if the "pizza" is acceptable enough. Blaise is Italian so I would assume he knows all about "Pizza".

I dont know what a "hamburger" is but I will also give it to the muggle.

For dessert the muggle will be able to eat ONE of my mothers homemade chocolate truffles off of my plate.

When I get bored with the muggle I will set them free, or give it to Blaise. I dont trust Pansy or Goyle with the muggle.

For Christmas I will ask my father for a pet muggle.

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Pizza doesn't even feel like a real word anymore