What the hell is a dildow

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by dumble_daddy

by dumble_daddy

Lucky me

If you didn't notice, it's sarcasm.
For what reason, you may ask. Well of course I'm gonna tell you why

Normal day at potions!
Until

I got paired up with an absolute idiot
(No not potter I can already tell you're thinking of him)
Not only are they an idiot, but they're a muggle born too.

While I work off my ass they sit there and talk about random muggle stuff!

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I SPEAK MUGGLE?

It was a tragedy I dare say. Me... a dashing devine handsome devil (who if you didn't notice yet, is extremely handsome) paired up with
With

With a mudblood!

They kept sitting there telling me all about how their "favorite dildow" broke this summer. What the hell is a didlow? Is it a muggle animal?

They said "it was such a good one too! It vibrated very good and you would think it would be really loud by how much it vibrated, BUT IT WASNT! Haha can you believe that! Oh I just loved it! I get so excited just thinking about it mmm!" Now that I think about it, it's probably a food. But vibrates? "Oh god! I had my best times with that dildow!" Nope, definitely an animal.

You know what. I'm gonna ask her what it is.
Im curious, maybe I'll get one myself if it's so good