Tristan: I wasn't hurt that bad
Tristan: The doctor said all the bleeding was internal
Tristan: Which is where the blood is supposed to be
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Sylvan: Here's some advice
Sin: I didn't ask for any
Sylvan: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Tristan: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Meliodas: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Tristan: Three of us saw it, dad. How do you explain that?
Meliodas: *points at Galehaut* Sleep deprivation *points at Percival* Paranoia *points at Lancelot* Delusional personality disorder.
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Lancelot: What time is it?
Tristan: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Tristan: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Meliodas: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Tristan: It's 2 am
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A random citizen, to Lancelot: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Lancelot, motioning to himself and Galehaut: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Nasiens: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Percival: Okay, but in my defense, Donnie bet me 50 gold coins I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Nasiens: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Lancelot: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Galehaut: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Tristan: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Galehaut: Good thinking.
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Percival: So what do you do?
Nasiens: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Percival: Wow, impressive.
Nasiens: Then I'll move on to Leos.
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Donnie: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Anne does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?
Sin: If Anne were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Anne jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Donnie: You jump off a cliff!
Sin: Gladly. Provided Anne did first.
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Anne: We need a distraction.
Nasiens: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Percival, whispering: My time has come
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Percival : Have you seen a person named 'Lancelot' around here?
Mael: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Tristan: It looks fine to me?
Mael: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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Percival: Nasiens, I'm sad.
Nasiens: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Lancelot: Galehaut, I'm sad.
Galehaut, nodding: mood.
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Tristan, Lancelot, and Galehaut are sitting on a bench
Percival: Why do you guys look so sad?
Tristan: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Percival sits down*
Galehaut: The bench is freshly painted.
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Lancelot : FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Lancelot : BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Galehaut : Lancelot just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Galehaut : I just won Lancelot Tantrum Bingo.
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Tristan: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Lancelot: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
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Murderer: Any last words?
Tristan: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
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Tristan: I don’t even use tubberware anymore.
Lancelot: What are you saying? Say it again.
Tristan: Tubberware.
Lancelot: Say it again. Slow.
Tristan: Tubberware.
Lancelot: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.
Tristan: Tub.
Lancelot: Wrong.
Tristan: What do you mean, wrong?
Lancelot: I thought I caught that. You’re saying tub. It’s P.
Tristan: What are you talking about?
Lancelot: Tupperware. Tupper.
Tristan: It’s tupper!
Lancelot: It’s tupper, always has been, always will be.
Tristan: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.
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Galehaut: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Tristan: Awww, no, you haven't!
Galehaut: So why do you keep cooking?
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Donny: Nasiens, I’m afraid.
Nasiens: Just stay close to Sir Howzer.
Donny: That's why I’m afraid.
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Tristan: Is Lancelot always like this when they lose?
Galehaut: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Lancelot : You bumped that table and you know it!
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Anne: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake?
Anne & Nasiens : One, two, three-
Anne & Nasiens : Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Donny: Our turn, Percival! One, two, three-
Donny: Vanilla!
Percival: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?
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Tristan: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!
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Percival: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Sin: They do.
Nasiens : ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Donny: How stupid do you think I am?!
Howzer: You really want an honest answer to that?
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Anne: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Donny: I'm aware of that.
Anne: But then you and I had some time together.
Donny: Uh-huh?
Anne: It did not get better.
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Percival: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…
Nasiens: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Anne : Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…
Sin: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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Percival: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Percival: And I started thinking.
Percival: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Percival: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Nasiens : Are you ok?
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Nasiens : I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
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