Ironside: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.
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Ironside : Tommorrow's garbage day.
Pelgart : I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
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Galehaut : You spent all our money on THIS??
Lancelot , putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
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Percival: *Gets down on one knee*
Nasiens: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Percival: *Falls over*
Nasiens: The poison is kicking in.
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Nasiens: Percival and I don't use pet names.
Anne: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Nasiens: Honey?
Percival: Yes, dear?
Nasiens:
Anne: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Percival : Bye Nasiens ! Bye Donnie ! Bye Anne! Bye Sin! Bye Nasiens !
Donnie : You said 'bye Nasiens ' twice.
Percival : I like Nasiens.
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Percival : Nasiens , what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Nasiens : I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Percival : Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Anne.
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Anne: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Nasiens: 'Prettiest Smile'
Percival : 'Nicest Personality'
Donnie: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Sin: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Elaine: *speaking Spanish*
Ban: I know, I know.
Lancelot : You speak Spanish?
Ban: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Elaine speaks.
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Tristan : I'm not that stupid!
Meliodas : Tristan , you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Tristan : LANCELOT TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
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Percival : What's up guys? I'm back.
Nasiens: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. We literally saw you die.
Percival : Death is a social construct.
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Ironside : Did you like the food I made?
Pelgart : No, not really.
Ironside : But I put my heart and soul into it!
Pelgart : No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.
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Lancelot : How do I deal with my enemies?
Ban: Kill them
Lancelot : That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Ban: Kill them only a little?
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Galehaut & Lancelot in the back of Ban's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Ban: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Galehaut & Lancelot : YAYYYYYY!
Ban: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
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Percival : I owe you one.
Nasiens : That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
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