Kidnapper: We have your child
Lancelot: I don't have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Lancelot: Oh god, you have Percival
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Lancelot: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
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Lancelot: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Tristan: But what if something else happens just this one time.
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Anne: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or are orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Donny: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Lancelot: Orange was first used to refer to the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Percival: What was the color called before then?
Nasiens: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
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Donny: Mint is just cold spicy.
The Squad: ...
Lancelot: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.
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Lancelot, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
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Anne: Did you bring Donny?
Percival, gesturing to Nasiens: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Anne: Nasiens? The next best thing would be Lancelot.
Nasiens: I would be offended, but Lancelot is freakishly strong.
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Lancelot: Hey, Dad. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ban: To get to the other side?
Lancelot: You were supposed to say "I dunno, why?"
Ban: Uh... fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?
Lancelot: To get to the idiot's house.
Ban: ...Ok?
King: Hey, Ban. Knock knock.
Ban: No.
King: You were supposed to say "who's there?"
Ban: Fine... let's get this over with. Who's there?
King: The chicken.
Ban:
King:
Lancelot:
Ban: Listen here you little shits-
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Lancelot: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Ban: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
King: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
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Lancelot: *sneaking in through their window*
Ban: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Lancelot: I was with Uncle King?
King: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
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Lancelot: Dad, I am questioning your sanity...
King: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
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Tristan: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
Meliodas: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
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Meliodas, dramatically: They called me a fool.
King, sick of Meliodas's shit: They weren't wrong.
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Meliodas: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Ban: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Diane: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Ban: We're not talking about flavour, Diane!
Diane: Flavour counts!
Ban: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?
King: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?
Ban: Okay, but-
King: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?
Diane: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Ban: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, DIANE!
Diane: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, BAN!
Meliodas: I- Jesus-
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Four Knights of the Apocalypse Shenanigans
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