Meliodas , texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!
Tristan : Moose Tracks is good!
Zeldris : What the fuck is that!?
Tristan : *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Zeldris : No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Meliodas and Tristan : what?
Zeldris : I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Meliodas : You done now?
Zeldris : Yeah ok.
Meliodas and Tristan : ...
Zeldris : ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?
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Meliodas : So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Zeldris : Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Gelda, deer!"
Meliodas : ...And what did Gelda do?
Zeldris : ...She said "Yes, Honey?"
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Zeldris : What are your three best qualities?
Tristan : I'm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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Tristan : Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Zeldris : Please, just say fuck.
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Anne : Nasiens , get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Nasiens : Donnie, Anne wants you to get out of the house.
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Zeldris : Tristan , what are you doing?
Tristan : *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Zeldris : You could always take it out and count it.
Tristan : Where's the fun in that?
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Tristan : Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Zeldris : No, I said "Tristan , don't lick that swingset" and you said "You're not my mom, don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
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Anne: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
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Sin, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Nasiens : Gray.
Anne: Grey.
Sin, turning to Donnie : Now tell them what color you think it is.
Donnie : Dark white.
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Percival : Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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Tristan : We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Lancelot: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Galehaut: FLOOR IT!!
Tristan : How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Lancelot: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Tristan : I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Galehaut: DO IT!
Lancelot: NO-
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Tristan: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Meliodas : A doll.
Elizabeth : A cinnamon roll.
Zeldris: A sweetheart.
Tristan:
Tristan: ...stop it.
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Percival : Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Four Knights of the Apocalypse Shenanigans
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