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I'm supposed to be on break right now but, oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I have to update since I need to feed my readers with this chap.

I also decided that Y/n will use They/Them pronouns, but they're Assigned Female at Birth(AFAB)

I don't know why but it seems that I got used to using they/them pronouns.

And I used They/Them pronouns for a reason because Y/n, and other peeps who use They/Them hopefully will be get more comfortable than using She/Her pronouns.

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By truly yours, Author-san.

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*In the forest with Jeff*

Jeff: I invited you to the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.

Author nodding: knife monopoly.

Jeff:

Jeff: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is.

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Jane: What are you doing??

Sally: Helping Ben look for his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago.

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Jeff, angrily: ARE YOU-

Gab: Fucking.

Jeff: -KIDDING ME?!? YOU-

Gab: Fucking.

Jeff: IDIOT-

Slender Man: ...What was that?

Ben: Y/n, Jane and Sally banned Jeff from swearing and-

Gab: -I volunteered to help him out.

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Hoodie, rolling down a car window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: Get the fUcK off mY CAR-

Y/n, going Sangwoo to the cop: nO CAN DO-

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Sally: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?

Nina: Just give him a minute.

Jeff, who is on crack: *pushing the door that clearly says pull*

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Y/n: truth or dare?

Jeff: truth

Y/n: how many hours have you slept this week?

Jeff: dare

Y/n: go to sleep.

Jeff: I don't like this game.

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Gab: If i run and jump at Y/n, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.

Gab, running towards Y/n: INCOMING

Y/n, standing: NO! IM HOLDING A HOT COFFEE-

Y/n: *drops the coffee on Jeff who was sitting to catch Gab*

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Masky: If corals get stressed they die, so if I was a coral I would be dead.

Ben: What do corals even get stressed about?

Y/n: *stifling their laugh*

Gab: Current events

Masky:

Masky:

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Y/n, half asleep: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS.

Y/n: LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS KIDS PLAYGROUND

Y/n: BUT BIGGER

Y/n: WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE??

Masky: Theme parks, just, theme parks.

Gab, patting Y/n's back: but you have to pay for theme parks?

Hoodie: That's the adult part.

Y/n: SON OF A B*TCH

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Mature joke(?)

Jeff: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Ben: No, its called high jacking.

Liu: Guys no, its called weedwhacking

Gab, drinking coffee at 3:34AM: No, It's called disappointing your mother.

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Nina: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I can rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.

Y/n: A dentist.

Nina:

Nina: I don't know what your dentist is doing but I think you need to go to the police.

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Yeh, see ya ಠ∀ಠ